What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.