Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.