Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!