Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.