Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.