What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe