What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!