What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.