Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart