Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart