What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!