What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.