What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.