What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.