What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.