What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.