What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them