What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!