What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!