Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm