Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*