Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.