Sir" from a distance.
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They're both X-Men.
Because of his retractable clause.
That's a huge axe man!
They are both X-Men
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
SNIKTERS
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because of all the metal in their brains.
Computer
It took too long to pull out.
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."
He could never hit his kids.
I'm gonna level with you.
Manning was just a bit too much for them.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Let me out"
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
It was obvious he was kidding.
More than you can shake a stick at
I cry when I chop an onion.
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
