Rubber Jokes

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.