Metal Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.