Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!