Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.