Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla