Vasectomy Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.