Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.