Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.