Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.