What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.