What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.