What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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TWERQY.

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An archerd.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.