What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.