Wait for him to give it back.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Why do we have to do all the work
Premature Edraculation
By his coffin!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
