They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
She's a transparent.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Sans Seraph
A handicrapped zone.
Cuatro Sinko
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
They barium.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
He was always horsing around.
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Sans Sheriff.
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