What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction