What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!