Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.