Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit