How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.