How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.