How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex