How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.