What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink