What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink