What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.