Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.