Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea