Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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They have an engineering degree.