Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life