What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit