What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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He gives it a valenshine!

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield