What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.