How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.