How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.