How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...