How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.