How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway