How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"