How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway