15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"