I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
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15 years.
Flip it upside-down.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because they're bad conductors.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
Comatoast
Some idiot pulled it out to late
A Haiku.
Strippers don't rig their polls.