15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Grateful Dead Jokes More Grateful Dead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

University Oklahoma Jokes More University Oklahoma Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.