15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

University Oklahoma Jokes More University Oklahoma Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Grateful Dead Jokes More Grateful Dead Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.