15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !