Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."