You will find out when the light comes on.
Paul stop monkeying around!
The coming of the Lord.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Refractions
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
