How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.