How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.