How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.