What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.