What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.