What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

House Jokes More House Jokes

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart