What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart