What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"