What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Hand Towel Jokes More Hand Towel Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"