Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.