Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head