Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!