Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!