Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom