How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o