How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!