How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!