How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home