How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.