How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.