Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."