Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.