Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...