Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.