Linoleum blownapart.
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Coffee Mug
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
A hand grenade.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Linoleum Blown Apart
Linoleum Blownapart
A widow.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
removed
Just a phew!
Because it's on the house.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Feyonce.
Because they're all dead.
A spooky dookie.
Go to your room.."
He heard the food was a mess.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Arkansas
Stop using Chex as a weapon!