Linoleum blownapart.
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Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
A hand grenade.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
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He got cancelled.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Bacon! Get it?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Ughs and kisses!
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
She is a woman.
Women have been around for 100,000 years
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.
Quit Russian.
