What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.