What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.