What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away