What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.