What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

France Jokes More France Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.