What is the result?

A tie.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.