What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"