What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.