What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!