What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.