How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians