How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.