What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.