Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)