What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!