What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going