What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"