What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.