What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.