What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.