Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas