With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
I answer back... You mean in bed
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Prism
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
Present Alms!
You rocket
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Once.
Broadview*
Because 7 8 9!
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
breaking the seal on a rock.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Your tires are low.