Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous